Tell me a senior citizen discount story …

In my recent piece for the Providence Journal, I write of my new passion for the senior citizen discount.
I have added to that passion. Please note the final paragraph.

How ironic. Much more mellow, I have moved on from the indignity and the embarrassment of the senior citizen discounts. Now I have a billfold bursting with point cards for every restaurant, every grocery store, gas pumps and everything in between. I collect points for future discounts like the days of the Green Stamps but without the books.
I can hardly keep track of my cards and my points. I hate it when I forget a card. After all, I need my points.

The link (again) to the story:

http://www.providencejournal.com/entertainmentlife/20180510/ed-iannuccilli-senior-discount-is-now-old-hat

SOOO … my question …what story you have of the senior citizen discount.
C’mon … let’s hear from you.